Trump Prays Photo Doesn’t Make Front Page of the Daily Stormer

TAvery
1 min readJul 11, 2020
Trump catches Fox Family and Friends While Those Around Him Pray.

Donald Trump was photographed in what is known as a “Double Pander” recently when he had several black spiritual and community leaders in to celebrate the First Step Act. This is an abbreviation of “First Step in Emptying Federal Prisons and Sell Them to the Private Prison Industry Act.” This Act is expected to gain Trump 3% more black votes, which coincidentally, is the population of blacks released. More importantly, this act will temporarily cut government spending in incarceration costs during the election. Once the elections are over, federal prisons will be sold to private industry (at depreciated values). Trump Hotels will purchase San Quentin, which has million-dollar views of the San Francisco Bay, and convert it to their gaudiest hotel yet.

In Trump’s continued efforts to look “Religious-y” He asked them all to bow their heads for a few minutes of prayer. This enabled him to get a few minutes of FOX News in with the small monitor he placed under his desk. Evangelical leaders were quick to praise him for his continual devotion to looking like he gives a shit.

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TAvery

Fifty something white guy. Engineer. Lofty ideals but feet on the ground.